well here we are.

Well here i am being a leech on the economy. I feel bad about it, if that is any consolation.

BTW, by "leech on the economy" i mean that i no longer have a job and i am getting assistance. i get bout 200 a month in food stamps for me and my kiddo. i dont have a job because i couldnt get to and from work with out a car and i couldnt afford a car without a job. my job wasn't making enough to get a car.

so here i am living with my mom and her husband, steve.

Which im sure the world knows by now is the best name ever. i mean really.

Over the hedge
 The hedges name is steve

Peanut butter snickers
 the sharks eat steve and say he is delicious

cloudy with a chance of meatballs
 the monkey.

names are hard, as a parent i got to name a person. a future adult. i had to pick a name that:

didnt rhyme with anything crude
didnt sound crude
doesnt sound funny or rhyme with anything funny.

its hard. ohhh and it can be

ashley amber brittany tiffany, jake josh peter john


not that i hate those names but.. wayyyy over used.

i ended up with

Alexandria Paris-Marie.

for short we call her Lexy.

yes i know it rhymes with Sexy but everyone we know knows better. hopefully sexy will be outdated by the time she gets to school. if not we can call her by a different name. alex, andria, marie,paris, w/e she wants to be called.


wow this post derailed quickly. well im off to kill zant and ganon.

laters