Omeagle Part 1

I went to omeagle and played spy. This is what i got.

Question to discuss: does anyone have any reason these two should not be married?
Stranger 2: Don't know the other?
Stranger 1: nope
Stranger 2: Wait, which two?
Stranger 1: I have no reason why we should get married
Stranger 2: Us two?
Stranger 1: I think it's us two, yes.
Stranger 2: Yeah, I don't know you. ^^
Stranger 1: And actually, we pretty much are guaranteed not to get married.
Stranger 2: I have no way to know if you'd beat or kill me, if you're even old enough, anything.
Stranger 1: Because if I wanted to marry you, it'd be illegal.
Stranger 2: Let me guess.... Under 18?
Stranger 1: And if it were legal for us to be married, I wouldn't want to marry you.
Stranger 1: Gay.
Stranger 2: I agree.
Stranger 2: Awesome.
Stranger 2: Male or female?
Stranger 1: Cept for the whole marriage thing :/
Stranger 1: Guy.
Stranger 2: Mkay.
Stranger 2: If I was a guy, I'd totally marry you. ^^
Stranger 1: If only you could...
Stranger 2: I think in NY or some place...
Stranger 1: in that hypothetical situation that is
Stranger 2: Maybe Cali? I can't remember.
Stranger 1: NY, MA
Stranger 1: nope, cali it is still illegal
Stranger 1: and iowa of all places
Stranger 2: Damn.
Stranger 2: Same with Colorado...
Stranger 2: Which is surprising, as we've got Mary-J legalized.
Stranger 1: In colorado?
Stranger 1: Surely you mean decriminalized?
Stranger 1: Or medical exemption?

Stranger 2: Yeah, probably.
Stranger 2: Shows how much I pay attention to legal stuff lol.
Stranger 1: Eh, it's good to know.
Stranger 1: Though pot may as well be legal, at least on the west coast in big cities
Stranger 2: If you plan on voting. I plan on avoiding legal shit and working my ass off to go through college and then getting a better job.
Stranger 2: Yeah, pretty much. Being 18 sucks now because everyone thinks you've tried pot and everything.
Stranger 1: Well if you haven't tried it, I would recommend it.
Stranger 2: Why?
Stranger 1: I'm not a stoner by any measure, but it's a lot of fun.
Stranger 2: Mkay...
Stranger 2: Lol. Hell, I don't even have my driver's license. XP
Stranger 1: I've got a license, but no car :/
Stranger 1: though I don't really need one since I moved for school
Stranger 1: still though, it'd be nice to have
Stranger 2: My fiance has a car...
Stranger 2: Poor car broke down though... Need $770 to pay for it...
Stranger 2: Luckily her parents are paying for it.
Stranger 2: It's going in tomorrow... 
Stranger 1: I hate car expenses.
Stranger 1: I love cars
Stranger 1: but they are so expensive to have around
Stranger 2: Yeah...
Stranger 2: 1998 Dodge Neon....
Stranger 1: Haha
Stranger 2: We named the car Miranda, lol.
Stranger 1: Maybe on the lower end of expensive.
Stranger 2: Well, it costed 500 to get from some one. 
Stranger 2: It takes 26$ of gas to get her from 1/4 tank to full.
Stranger 1: not bad
Stranger 2: But she spent 6 months on a curb until my fiance got her license. 
Stranger 2: So the car has some dead spots in her tires, and a few engine problems.
Stranger 2: But it isn't that bad, you're right.
Stranger 2: Enough about my issues, what's up in life with you?
Stranger 1: I'm just hangin'
Stranger 1: Haha
Stranger 2: Lol.
Stranger 1: Nothing.
Stranger 1: School and all that.
Stranger 2: Nice. What grade?
Stranger 1: Freshman in college
Stranger 1: Yay.
Stranger 2: Nice. ^^ I'm going into college next year. XP
Stranger 1: Ah.
Stranger 2: Good school?
Stranger 1: It's tons of fun.
Stranger 1: Yeah, pretty high level school
Stranger 2: Nice. ^^ What major?
Stranger 1: Undecided as of yet.
Stranger 1: Likely a humanities based field
Stranger 1: Pre law maybe
Stranger 1: I'm really tired.
Stranger 2: Me too lol.
Stranger 1: hasta luego
Stranger 2: Bed time for bozos, eh?
Stranger 2: Au revoir.
Stranger 1: Yep C:
Stranger 2: Have a nice life, ok? ^^
Stranger 1: buena notte
Stranger 2 has disconnected

Interesting what people share.
Question to discuss: we have women cause...
Stranger 2: cause is not the proper word
Stranger 2: cause /= because
Stranger 1: we have men cause??????
Stranger 1: what a stupid question?????????????????
Stranger 2: well, someone needs to run the world
Stranger 1: yea girls, run the world, girls
Stranger 2: since when?
Stranger 1: who run the world, girls
Stranger 2: kind of hard to run the world from the kitchen 
Stranger 1: check out Beyonce!

Grammar Nazis and misogynists are everywhere. Watch yourself out there.
Question to discuss: you are dead
Stranger 1: oh no !!!!!!!
Stranger 2: i am 0kay with that 0_0
Stranger 1 has disconnected

Death isnt so scary.

Question to discuss: your in a valley, its midday. stranger 2 is tied to a tree.
Stranger 2: peace
Stranger 2: bitch
Stranger 1: can i live him there
Stranger 1: lool
Stranger 2: you're stranger 2
Stranger 2: not me
Stranger 1: na broseph
Stranger 1: you are
Stranger 2: BRO IM NOT YOUR BRO
Stranger 2: BRO
Stranger 1: can u not rea
Stranger 1: ddddd
Stranger 2: actually I'm a pretty humane person
Stranger 2: i would at least take your wallet
Stranger 1: bro and the word broseph aare not the same word
Stranger 2: and piss on you
Stranger 2: then walk away
Stranger 2: WALK AWAY
Stranger 1: shit son owneddddd
Stranger 2 has disconnected

illiteracy and bros.